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  • They Can't Suicide Us All Long Sleeve

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    We were told that we'd be risking our very lives to bring you our Clintons - They Can't Suicide Us Alllong sleeve shirt, but we think we're fine.

    Probably.

    However, in the event of anything suspicious and untimely, we'd be forced to cease production of this shirt.

    This design is available in short sleeves here:
    https://americanstrong.com/products/they-cant-suicide-us-all

    S - 2XL:

    • 4.3 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • 7/8" seamed collar
    • Rib sleeve cuffs
    • 1" double-needle bottom hem
    • Double-satin razor label

    3XL - 4XL:

    • 6.0 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton
    • Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves
    • Quarter-turned
    • Seamless seven-eighths inch collar
    • Taped neck and shoulders
    • Rib cuffs

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    Customer Reviews

    Based on 37 reviews
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    John DeSantis (Poland, US)
    Love it !!! Funny but true

    Looking forward to ordering more shirts

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    D.S.

    Best shirt I've bought in a long time. I find it hilarious and show it off every chance I get.

    J
    Jesus

    The poster of this review was found dead in his room from 2 self-inflicted gun shot wounds to the back of the head. No further investigations pending.