They Can't Suicide Us All Long Sleeve

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We were told that we'd be risking our very lives to bring you our Clintons - They Can't Suicide Us Alllong sleeve shirt, but we think we're fine.

Probably.

However, in the event of anything suspicious and untimely, we'd be forced to cease production of this shirt.

This design is available in short sleeves HERE.

S - 2XL:

  • 4.3 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • 7/8" seamed collar
  • Rib sleeve cuffs
  • 1" double-needle bottom hem
  • Double-satin razor label

3XL - 4XL:

  • 6.0 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton
  • Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves
  • Quarter-turned
  • Seamless seven-eighths inch collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Rib cuffs

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P.G.

Gets a lot of laughs. Great fit and comfortable

J
J.M.
Awesome Shirt

Creates smiles

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T.A.

They Can't Suicide Us All Long Sleeve

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