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    They Can't Suicide Us All

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    We were told that we'd be risking our very lives to bring you our Clintons - They Can't Suicide Us All shirt, but we think we're fine.

    Probably.

    However, in the event of anything suspicious and untimely, we'd be forced to cease production of this shirt.

    This design is available in Long Sleeves here:
    https://americanstrong.com/products/they-cant-suicide-us-all-long-sleeve

    Warrior 12 ships via USPS. Once we hand over your package to the carrier, we do not have control over unforseen issues that may arise from these carriers including lost, misplaced, delayed, or stolen packages. Please see our shipping section for more details.

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    William

    I just don't like the way the print on the front of the shirt feels. It makes my torso look weird. Cool shirt though

    We are so sorry to hear that and appreciate your feedback!

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    Bob

    Love this shirt!