Step into any room and let your shirt do the talking. Introducing Warrior 12's burgundy "I Hate Everyone But Caffeine Helps" t-shirt.
Mornings are hard. Dealing with people makes it harder. But that steaming cup of liquid sanity? That's what keeps you going. This shirt speaks to that universal truth. It features a skull-shaped coffee cup, embodying the life-and-death struggle that is waking up and dealing with humanity. Surrounding it, the phrase "I hate everyone but caffeine helps" seals the deal—no explanation needed.
Made from high-quality materials and designed for a comfortable fit, this shirt is for those who face the world one sip at a time. You're not just surviving; you're thriving, but only if you have caffeinated assistance.
Let your shirt do the talking so that you don't have to. Get yours now.
S - 3XL:
4.3 Ounce 100% Ring-Spun Combed Cotton
30 Singles / Extreme Softness
7/8" Seamed Collar
1" Double-Needle Sleeve / Bottom Hem
4XL / 5XL:
5-6 Ounce 100% Pre-Shrunk Jersey Cotton
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