They Can't Suicide Us All Long Sleeve

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We were told that we'd be risking our very lives to bring you our Clintons - They Can't Suicide Us Alllong sleeve shirt, but we think we're fine.

Probably.

However, in the event of anything suspicious and untimely, we'd be forced to cease production of this shirt.

Limited Edition - Act fast to get yours now before it's too late.

S - 2XL:

  • 4.3 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • 7/8" seamed collar
  • Rib sleeve cuffs
  • 1" double-needle bottom hem
  • Double-satin razor label

3XL - 4XL:

  • 6.0 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton
  • Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves
  • Quarter-turned
  • Seamless seven-eighths inch collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Rib cuffs

Customer Reviews

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O
O.G.J.
Perfect

Perfect...Now I have to put the lettering on the back: "Jeffery Epstein Didn't Kill Himself!!!"

M
M.S.
Retired Commander

Finally a shirt to express my feelings!

L
L.B.
Gift

Wonderul gift for a friend, shame our school doesn't appreciate it as much

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