They Can't Suicide Us All

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We were told that we'd be risking our very lives to bring you our Clintons - They Can't Suicide Us All shirt, but we think we're fine.

Probably.

However, in the event of anything suspicious and untimely, we'd be forced to cease production of this shirt.

S - 3XL:

  • Slightly Fitted
  • 4.3 Ounce 100% Ring-Spun Combed Cotton
  • 30 Singles / Extreme Softness
  • 7/8" Seamed Collar
  • 1" Double-Needle Sleeve / Bottom Hem

4XL / 5XL:

  • 5-6 Ounce 100% Pre-Shrunk Jersey Cotton

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